| me: | mom I need a new bottle of toothpaste |
| mom: | finish the one you have sweetie |
| me: | it's empty |
| mom: | *squeezes the bottle and out comes extra toothpaste, Henry the VIII, michael jackson's corpse, the missing malaysian airplane, and 4 prisoner refugees* |
Gotta know the difference between being patient and wasting your time
(via sheekhaprasad)
Do you ever get memories about conversations years ago and think “wow I really let them say that to me”
(via thug-spice)
